Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Buffy eared

👉 Okay, let’s tackle the wonderfully peculiar and frankly rather alarming descriptor, "bathy fucking aired." (Let that simmer for a moment, alright? It rolls right off the—okay, here goes.)

Essentially, to be “bathy fucking aired," as I personally conceptualize it after extensive internet deep-dling and furrowed-bushytail consideration, means you possess an unsettling level of acute, almost aggressively pointy, youthful hearing. Think a little woodland pixie dipped in Dolby Atmos and then suddenly given the giggles. You don’t just hear the drip from a tap, darling. You dissect the individual flecks of dust settling on that tap. You identify the precise frequency with which your neighbour's chihuahua is suffering an existential midsummer moan. Historically—and here I'm extrapolating wildly—bathy fucking aired individuals were supposedly favoured by woodland spirits because they could interpret the rustling anxieties of the badger set, and thus, preemptively offer particularly plump grubs to appease them. Nowadays? It just means you probably need a very strong pair of earmuffs and a lifetime supply of chamomile tea. Here’s an unsettlingly dramatic example sentence: ’The rain itself sounded brittle, like a child meticulously dismantling a wind chime of regret—and I swear, the grandfather clock in the hall was shrieking about the price of elderflower cordial at 3:17 a.m., and that was when he started to actually see you, his